retouch my body - jackie beat SPOOF [lyrics]

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Description:	retouch my body spoof by jackie beat mp3 download http://www.zshare.net/download/1140258229272e6e/ Lyrics Jackie Beat, still young and sweet! Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah... You know I'm gettin' older And I've gained some weight, too In my imagination I am just 22 I'm way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too The fast food is to blame, cholesterol's through the roof If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me Then it's true, that you Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here tellin' you, what to do 'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop I will hunt you down 'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth Don't even try it, this is my diet Retouch my body Stretch me some more Take off sixty pounds Then take off ten more Retouch my body Re-size my head Clean up my skin Please tone down the red Retouch my body Lipo my thighs With your computer mouse I'm as big as a house Retouch my body Remove every curve I'm goin' to the mall to get a soft serve Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob Remove a chin or two and how's about a nose job? Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me Then it's true, that you Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood or else you, will get sued Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lez I will hunt you down 'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth Don't even try it, this is my diet Retouch my body Don't wanna look tragic So call In-dustrial Light & Magic Retouch my body Make me look lean Like fat-ass Oprah on O Magazine Retouch my body Even out my tits And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits Retouch my body Blur it some more Come on and give me what I'm payin' you for Retouch my body I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs Make me fuckin' young and sweet Get rid of my celluleet I don't want no photo, boy I want an oil painting Retouch my body Retouch my body Don't cause any trouble I am in denial Don't ya' burst my bubble Retouch my body Just look at Madonna In real life she looks like An ancient iguana Retouch my body And if you can of course Try to make me look Like less of a horse Retouch my body I've no other choice I only wish you could retouch my voice Retouch my fuckin' body!
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awesome.. i hate mariah careyyy... this song is amazing.... retouch my body...

OMG!! HILARIOUS! It's so true though.. Any photo/video of her lately is soo "photoshoped".. THEFOXFOREVER-Mariah is not the best female recording artist

rofl!!!!!!!!!!! Hilarious!!! just because of this song doesnt mean he mariah

loser, get a life instead of hatin' on the best female recording artist in history - bam

class!

brilliant lyrics

youre hilarious! ttwenty37

omgg...!!!!!!

retouch my fucking body messed up but funny lolz

meann. but superr. funny!

LalZ :)

it's like madtv they have fun with things we like and we laugh its cooll really any "hater" wouldn't have taken this much time if they didn't like her song

Mariah just got VERBALLY BITCH SLAPPED!!!! ROTFL

lmao hahahaha this is funny shyt!!

she is hell lovely haha

lolol.

does anyone know how tall Mariah Carey is?

i am a LAMB 4 LIFE!!!!.....but this is so funny!!!....but that 15th line in the last verse was harsh...u need to retouch YOUR fucking voice.

I LOVE Mc But LOL!!!

this is really mean ={ GO BURN IN HELL HATER!

this has got to be the dumbest thing i have every heard it my life

fucking hilarious!LMFAO!

this video had me laughing all the way through it. Don't get me wrong she is my favorite singer of all time but it is time for her to sit her old ass down!!lol funny stuff.

hahaha funny, very good

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